Tired

salam globs.

for the past two days ive been feelin sick to my stomach. at people.

i'm tired of people who always find reasons when it comes to helping other people but demanding more than anything from others ...for the sake of their ass.

i'm tired of people who like to play God.

i'm tired of people who are simply self-centered bitches / bastards.

i'm tired of people who are lazy- ass and always cling onto others.

i'm tired of people who take advantages over others just because they are NICE!

i'm tired of jack-ass!

i'm tired of shitheads!

i'm tired of assholes!

i'm tired of pinheads/ dickheads / nutcases !

screw It!

Leo WHO?

salam globbie!

hoyeahhhhhhhhhhhhh!! ive been Touched by Angels! Alhamdulilllllahhh..last submission tadik kul 1230noon kot...hahaha i went there with sepet eyes....can hardly open my eyes ....thanks to NO sleep at all!! hahahahahah bengong~ tapi memang tensen tahap gaban lah...kisah nya....dapat extension 2 days pun MAUT! luckily i managed to have it done ...shukur sangat Ya Allah....tade la beban seminggu ataeh bahu kepala badan kaki dan mulut ini ..heheheh

what am i gonna do tonite? MAKAN! TIDO! tu pun for tonite jek kiah ...esok kerja sudeh...water's gone ...the sun is out ...fahrin still single...anuar zain is DROP DEAD GOJES! hurgh! gila bayang sudeh...kemaruk ko kiah~~~ ha ha ha

and i was juz checkin my emails earlier ...I keep getting this "Leo Zaki invited you to Facebook" like ..who der ? i dont even know sapa la si Leo who ebor nih.....eiiiiii...rimaih tau dok ...apa ingat gmail account koi ni tempat ko curah spam mass invite ko? eeeiiishhhh...abu meroyan....tah sapa2...*but then again terdiam jugak a bit...mana la tau ..kot cigu skoloh lama ke yek ?* tapi apa ke bendang nya nama Leo Zaki...? tak kampung nyah...i prefer nama ..anuar ke .....ahmad ke ...zain ke...sulaiman ker...khennnnnnnnnnnn... ahahaha stok taleyblah *poyosh!*

nasib ko le Leo ...i am not really in the mood to think about ..what ebor....byk lagi kes2 jenayah luar sana aku nak settle...

now i wanna reward myself with some ICECREAMMMMMM!!! yahahahah and Ketam! Mudcrab! i so DESERVE those....

i got superlicious ketam....u got? ngehehehehe...hak pui! (hahahaha)

Banjir Oredi

salam globbie...

wah! i'm surrounded by water! i can't go out. i can't go to my roti canai stall...i can't go jalan2...and the best thing is ..i can't go to work! hahaahaha hoyeah! at this point of time ...i do not really want to be at the office pun ..my heart is not there and Allah Helped! thank you Allah, You Indeed Knew Me Well. Hence, U Created me.

ha ha...now that am stucked at home ....I was REALLY stucked. Like no astro services too! No nothing ..my laundry has yet to dry ...for the past 4 days! and ...there was no SUNSHINE! ...hmmbbttthh...sungguh tidak gemilang ~ LUCKILY the streamyx is ON. if outta nowhere TM decides to give me the biggest headache EVER, that could be it! Shukur Alhamdulillah...i get to be online ..like 24 hours! since ....48 hours ago kot...hahahahha...mati la pening orang tm bertungkus lumus! and to my surprise...the ocean is on high tides too....Meaning ..........tonight ..air naik lagi lah....and this time around ....it's SALTWATER!! teng teng tengggggg!
meaning lagi...Lisa tak boleh kluar lah...sunday ni pegi keje ..naik bas merah lah...huhuuu...sabar je la....

and apart from accumulating fats during the day, i decided to ..perabih pitis ...aigh ....mampuih la ..beli itu and ini online ...die die....paper zurainee tak siap2 lagi pown....feel tak mari2 ...bila nak mari ..esok dah due ni ...mampuih~

the best solution is ..to never have a facebook. my life was in complete control before i resurrect facebook...ha ha yeah ..blame The Book...

as am typing this ..outside the water is rising ..and they are so many bitches outside. flirting and screaming in the water. gedik tul. it has become a culture here in the east coast..people would flock out ...out of nowhere to "serenade" the water. i can never comprehend why they would behave in such manner...dont they know the water is dirty? and they're prone to snakes attack or centipedes...and not like ular lidi occay....even cobra can be out ..coz their nests are flooded with water...it's super dangerous people...think of your life ...menyusahkan orang malam2 buta nak rush you to ER ...dah la kene redah banjir lagi....choii...buat kerja tak pikir panjang..

besides, it's bugging me ...when i can clearly hear people's voices laughing and giggling in front of our gates ...bitchy amat bunyi nye ...it's night time ....kucing aku nak tido. ngerti? plus depan rumah orang ko melepak..pehal der? tade tempat lain better meh ? kot yer pun nak jadi kupu-kupu malam...not in front of my house la pompuan...go elsewhere..pegi la cari tiang TNB lampu jalan yang sesuwai buat kamu....huh~

kan tak pasal aku dah beleter...i really despise such immoral act. I like hang outs too ..but not depan rumah orang wey...go find mamak's or kedai to minum and sembang la...at least thats the purpose orang bukak kedai...

now i need to figure out mcm mana nak semangat ni ....once it starts ..okay lah kot...

haisgh....rindu Temerloh tiba-tiba...

It's Monsoon!

salam globbie ..

am stucked at home still. it's pouring like no tomorrow outside. to walk (or run) to the garage will definitely soak me out. and am not really in the mood to go to work pun....rasa nak tido je....

yesterday i was hyped. today i am lazy. I want to stay in bed ..if I could. tapi CRR and course file bertimvun nak kena settle. cemano....

sungguh tiada feel. dah la kene ngajar dpp dmm. lemao la aku pas ni. hazab sungguh bila buat keje semua terpaksa ni. dah aku memang takde feel nak buat kerja ngan dorang. they didnt want to learn...aku pun tak tau kenapa dorang datang sini ...buat perabih pitih jor....

mcm mana nak cari feel ni...........waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

Journey to the Nature

Salam globbie ..

after 3 years of waiting ..I finally get to realize my dream to another nature portfolio of mine ...working with the elephants. I have been eyeing for this opportunity for so long. Time after time I waited for my former elac to complete the plan, but to no avail. and this year ...the ending of 2011 marked a significant closure to me as I get to fulfill my dream - Elephant Conservation.

Definitely The Biggest Thanks and Grateful ever to Allah the Most Merciful and Giving for making this trip a reality. Our journey was so Blessed and Rewarded with many wonderful and memorable experiences.

November 17 ( Thursday)
2:30am
I woke up early to prepare the sandwiches to the research team. I couldn't sleep anyways as I have been excited and nervous to embark on this long-awaited journey.

3.30am
I started to pack my bag. I didnt want to pack earlier as am afraid I'd leave out many things. I ended up piling everything few days earlier ...and started to pack my bags the same morning, just to be safe. However...I still forgot my toothbrush and shower foam! hahaha...Thanks to Guardian and Ijat for the Courtesy shampoo and foams. heee :)

6.00am
I was ready for Esiana to fetch and drop me off at the picking up point for the team. Everyone was late. and you know me. I was fuming. :)

7.00am
Reached Wakaf Bharu train station despite the piling traffic jam. I was nervous we might miss the train and the chances of me burning down everyone was pretty much there. We jumped out of the transit and I took my last toilet visit ( my bladder is very bad these days) and the train was punctual. I got out from the washroom and everyone was ready with their gears.

7.16am
Off to Mentakab on Senandung Timuran (I think..or was it Senandung Wau) of Keretapi Tanah Melayu Berhad. We took the second class seat. Nice and comfortable. Cold in the morning and it got heaty in the afternoon due to many moronic figures who like to open the door and puff cigarettes (yeah..they Stink!) First thing I did was to catch up on my nap. I slept. I guess ..all of us did. I woke up around 9am...still in the same state and starving. We all took our sandwiches and chat for a while before we slept ..*again* haha there's nothing much that we can do, it's a train, not-so fast moving train with lots of typical malays ..who like to scream, smoke cigarettes and listening to loud bollywood music! *sigh* i don't mind colors...but I do mind too much noises that disturb other people's sleeps / rests. oh-well~
By 1230-ish noon, train stopped at Gua Musang Station and we saw Kuala Koh's PERHILITAN Deputy Superintendent Encik Walid hopping the train for JB trip. What a small world. and he was just a seat away from us. What do you expect? of course ...More CHATS! hahaha ...till I fell asleep.

3.00pm
by 2pm it was getting unbearable and annoying. too much of smoking activities around. my head was spinning and the heat was killing. dem stupid M. i hate people who do not respect others and pretty much self centered B****d who only think of themselves. How I wish the train just ejected them off! seriously~

Arriving at Mentakab by 3pm was hilariously strange and witty too. I had to rush to the ladies ( as usual ) to entertain my active bladder. and I walked out to chill while waiting for our homestay owner to fetch us. Then came a lady who's leaning towards me and some guy was busy snapping our photos. THAT's Freaky. I received a phone call from the landlord telling me he was going to be late and the next thing you know this lady and a man was tagging me and snapping photos of mine. I turned around to avoid them and she KEPT following me! freaky! hahahahah and it turned out ...THEY were our landlord! hadoii....takut nyah ...I was a stranger in an alien town. haisgh...jgn melawak cam tu ...kecut perut den...(pen-takut jugak rupa nya ya? hahahaha) giler ko tak takut, people'd do anything these days.
We stopped at Cendol bes giler shop and I walked to Guardian to get me toothbrush! hehehe and rode home in a hilux with Angah to see the Homestay.

5.00pm
The house is on a HILL. the view was uber beautiful. the surrounding hills were of the same level with my eyes. everything was so perfect. I was literally in clouds. and the fogs ...the view...the sunset....everything was Perfect. SubhanAllah...the view was so picturesque. all the stresses from home ..just melt away.

8.00pm
Dinner was served. Patin gulai tempoyak. The rests were History. ALL was SUPERB and MAGNIFICENT!
I started the session alone as Ijat was down with major headache. pity her. I didnt take too much time as I wanted them to have full rest before the project the next day. by 1030pm I was already in my pj to sleep. beautiful sleep.

Elephant ..Gaajah!!!

salam globbie!!

guess where I was for the weekend?
In the JUNGLE the mighty Jungle ...the lion sleeps toniteee ...WEEEeeeeEEEEEEEeeeeeeee mamboiiiiii....awimbawek awimbawekkk...hahahahahhahaha

YEzzza!! I spent my time at Kuala Gandah Elephant Conservation Center!

muahs!!

salam globbie!!!

siap jugak akhirnya!!!!!
thank u ALLAH!!!!!! i berserah totally TO YOU...hopefully ..SUKSES la hendakNya..Bless Me..Bless ME.....macehhh ya ALLAH...

now i feel like kissing the ground...
oh Abe yeh... he he he ...

Wammor Wammor...

yeklow globbie!

one down. one to go. sempat ke pagi esok nak send ni? huhu...menggelupur den ...seb baik la sok cuti ...I owe Ku Yeh BIGTIME for this keputeraan ...else i wont be able to keep the lines...kot....huuuuuuuu....thank u Abe. wah! getek...

now let's get back to the second paper..i couldnt find the ONLY copy of my playwright la globbie...what to do ..guess i have to prepare another Adaptation la kei....PADE MUKO....wooo....tu la nyanyuk lagi...sipey kertas banyok-banyok.....pah lo ni ....sengih la...

huu....i am tired...but i have to write few more hours before i get my sleep and continue writing tomorrow morning...huu......oh Abe....sedih beraso~ huu~~~

dead.lines.dead.lines.

salam globbie..
huwargghh...if i can scream...i would have...sangat stressed occay ..kerana padan muka ...sapa suruh buat lambat...sapa suruh tak feel ...
the fact that i lost my adaptation playwright's of my Taming of The Shrew...I have to go and dig it somewhere in the office. I rescued that hardcopy version ..and as usual ..being a pron-brainer...I forgot where did I KEEP it. hee :} somehow my gut says...I keep it in my file....in my cubicle.. horrgh...mingggggggggggggggg minggggggggggggg selamatkan saya....huu.....padan muka ko~

gotta pakai baju decent....n go selongkar office...haigsh...

still...padan muka...*bak kata Chef Wan...hoooorgghh...*

Happy Keputeraaan Dude...

HRH SULTAN MUHAMMAD V
TENGKU MUHAMMAD FARIS PETRA IBNI SULTAN ISMAIL PETRA

heyyo globbie! salammm...
hmm...thanks to that cool dude up there...I got TWO days of Public Holiday! hehe ...yeah ..Today is Hari Keputeraan Sultan Muhammad V (i do not really know what is the difference between Keputeraan and Birthday..as he was born on October 6th, 1969 ..oh well..) still .....chomey kan Tuanku? I wish for you to be in the pinkest of health ..ever...always humble ...and awesome with rakyats. Do go down more often to see the kampungs (maybe i can give u a treat of baked kampung macaroni one day) ..haha plus.. ...hopefully I do not have to dream of you anymore.. he he he ...me n my poyo statement...keep being cool and rawk on. -he he statement makan hati boh~

Long Live the King and semoga Allah Bless your pemerintahan...with prosperous years ahead and cute and hardworking rakyats like me! he he :) ngaa~

aigh...lol.
ok..ok....back to work! deadline in less than 24hours! *debush*