How To Know if He is "The One"?

Assalamualaikum bloggie ...
I came across this video article on yourtango. It's uber-funny. How do you know if he is "the one"? Does he remember dates? hahahahahha this one is like a stigma in women's life. Man just GOT TO remember dates! else...DIE. How is he with kids? - haaaa ...this one is subjective ...*lol* there's one remark ..if a guy starts talking about having children on a FIRST date, DIE also hahahahahahahahahahahaha. Does he want to hear every "passing" thoughts? - OH this one is wicked funny. Would you do it? I doubt ANY men would tolerate it ...if there's ever... Do Tell me! ha ha